Hey, who says their aren’t any hot chicks on JDate? I just hooked up with Sarah Silverman. Or, um, an advertisement for Sarah Silverman. But that’s sort of close.
I thought I’d play along. I sent her a message. My message said:
“Sarah: I thought you were dating Jimmy. Untrue? He told me he’d kill me if I ever tried to go out with you.”
I soon got a response that said: “I’m so flattered, want to know more? Watch me Weds 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.”
Try to hook up with Britney Spears next!
Hey, leave Britney alone!
it’s a whole whale world out there