Confession: The new White House spokesperson, Dana Perino, makes my heart swoon. It’s enough to make me forget everything she says.
Actually, I have some further confessions to make. I’ve always had a secret thing for White House spokespersons, their looks and affectations. Truly, my heart leapt upon seeing Tony Snow’s rugged chin, watching Scott McClellan wrinkle his nose when he got a question he didn’t like, and Ari Fleisher’s curiously oval head. You should see my tribute wall.
| Aah, politics | |
 Dana Perino: I could swim in those eyes |
 Tony Snow: Lovely, rugged chin |
 Scott McClellan: Cute nose |
 Ari Fleischer: Sexy bald pate. Oh, and go Longhorns! |
Of course, all of these infatuations pale in comparison to my one true love, Dee Dee Myers, spokesperson for the Clinton White House from 1993-94.
 Dee Dee Myers, my one true love |
Isn’t this a *great* country we live in? ;P